That story makes me want to put Johnny Depp in a rocket launched at the sun. Johnny, just go away already. It’s over and everyone who didn’t know it already knows that you’re a P.O.S. No need to dredge up literal shit to further prove it.

The real surprise was VA went blue. I was not expecting that. Am from VA, where a bank was closed for “Jefferson Davis Day,” which every-non-morally-bankrupt person in the country calls “Martin Luther King, Jr., Day.”

This is the dumber version of two arguments my friends have had.....

Jarvis Landry isn’t the star wideout the Browns need, he’s the one they deserve.

Like many forms of popular, white branded music, it came from repackaging black music. In this case, it’s all a bastardization of Billie Holiday.

Shittiest husband ever.

lol In Busey We Trust, internet friend!

been a while for me too! i can’t really remember. let’s go to the videotape!

doesn’t it cut him in half at the belly?  just like the cow carcasses?

Because he said all the right buzzwords and is twirling towards freedom.

It’s what Russian oligarchs get posers who try to be down with them. “No no, you look great, Paul. Like real Bratva. This is the rage in Moscow.”

Perhaps there is no such need due to advancements in medical treatment, cybernetics, or robotics in the future?  For example, they attached a cybernetic hand to Luke with reflexes and pain receptors at the end of Empire. If they can do that, presumably they can install new nerves or repair damaged nerves anywhere in…

This is all well and good, but the blueprints for these things will emerge at a faster rate than regulations can keep up or enforcement could possibly curtail.  The better course of action would be to regulate the sale of ammunition at least as stringently as we regulate the sale of fertilizer, which is monitored out…

Define irony: guy fixated on external validation through such things as a high paying job, personal fitness, and a trophy girlfriend idolizes fictional character named Tyler Durden who is vehemently against materialism and external validation. See, e.g., these quotes:

Yeah, the book is different--it is so much more grotesque.  Do.  Not.  Read it.  

Two observations:

I don’t think there’s anyway for them to check that, and have not witnessed any such inquiry. I’ve been on several flights that were overbooked. Each time, they ask for volunteers to get off in exchange for travel vouchers to book a free flight of equal or lesser value, plus a free stay in a hotel with one or two…

What a great example of white privilege and failing upward!  Dude got run out of his job, lying to the American public and berating the free press, only to land a highly coveted professorship at Harvard fucking University.  Bra-vo.

“No, no, it’s not that we discriminated, it’s that we double-booked AND THEN discriminated!”