Not if you’re a spoiled little shit like DJTjr that’s never worked a day in his life. Please, that fuckwit goes to the gym, spa, and hair greaser every single day.

Borges touches on this in the “Garden of Forking Paths,” in which time is not described as linear but “net like.” Each choice or possibility causes a fork in time (hence the title), and every possibility is played out. It’s a really interesting thought, basically that time is not linear but moves along the fifth…

I envy-hated that smug bastard for so long until I learned of his charity work....now I just envy-applaud him.

Oh god, the clip loops!!! ABORT ABORT!!!!

Now now, he probably reads the headlines on the Drudge Report too, and maybe the Wall Street Journal if he’s feeling high brow, before heading over to Breitbart.

dammit...i just posted this to him too...that’ll teach me not to scroll down further!

He looks and acts like he woke up, hungover, and suddenly remembered he had to be on camera, so cut his own hair, grabbed the first outfit he could see, threw on shades to cover the half-closed bloodshot eyes, gulped down some advil with a cup of day old coffee, then headed out the door.

The issue isn’t law abiding citizens trying to circumvent a home state’s strict laws. It’s the illegal sale of guns prospering from lax gun laws in neighboring states. For example, I attended a talk by prosecutors in New York that sued gun manufacturers. They told us the vast majority of guns used in crimes in DC,…

Just buy napkin rings. Same deal.

Shouldn’t Rand Paul be in favor of his neighbor’s right to kick his ass for being a jerkoff?

Something similar got RK Maroon to talk (apologies for low-quality clip)

Destroying records, on the other hand, is a key part to avoiding prosecution

The idea of a draft dodger attempting to pardon a conscientious objector, who doesn’t need a pardon, is just divine comedy.

What’s also obvious is he’s trying to harass Sessions into resigning of his own volition. Exhibits A-ZZZ in a “hostile work environment” lawsuit would be Trump’s tweets or other statements to this effect.

You are far from alone either among the greater populace, or just attorneys.

As other commenters have noted, there’s no federal law in place yet. In standard swatting cases, prosecutors are limited to low level charges, like obstruction of justice, computer fraud, etc. In the famous case where the SWAT team shot Andrew Finch, the innocent target, the swatter was also charged with involuntary…

Jesus wasn’t a baker. He was the son of a carpenter, and would’ve made the couple a table with matching chairs at which to enjoy their meals together as a couple.

Really? Can’t fault a single person? Not even, say, this guy:

Still a more coherent foreign policy strategy than anything articulated by President Orange Julius, first of his name and the U.S.’s greatest shame.