The Eagles faced Johnny Manziel yesterday?

Daniel Snyder just declared Chip Franklin’s player personnel views make him “uniquely qualified” to become Washington’s next GM.

One Direction did what?

Arthur Blanks does the best Pouty Lip, maybe ever.

Josh Donaldson is Billy Beane’s Darko.

Was she complaining about it, or giving advice?

Ate him up.

Will it ever be enough lives for A-Rod?

I wanted to see Bonds with the Cubs, and hit homers that the home fans threw back.

A man this wrongheaded, so permanently broken by his mommy or daddy, with failed brain-function...meet the next Head Coach of your Detroit Lions.

Chuck Hughes.

Matt Moore comes to mind, but so does that time I saw Charlie Whitehurst squiring two of Earth’s most stunning women. They could have been his sisters, but I nominate him in case not.

This severely compromises Braille, safecracking, and his ability to pick a winner.

Shelden Williams has a dog?

Look, there’s a ghost in the front window.

CB: I wish I was in your pants.

Rex has new plans for EJ Manuel.

“Bauer’s been associated with the Chargers for decades, so we wouldn’t expect any kind of punishment to come of this. ”

The guy needs a new lucky uniform number.

Someone please ask former Montreal Royals standout pitcher Tom Lasorda what he thinks of Lefort’s performance.