Rex has new plans for EJ Manuel.

“Bauer’s been associated with the Chargers for decades, so we wouldn’t expect any kind of punishment to come of this. ”

She became Mrs. Limpet.

The guy needs a new lucky uniform number.

Someone please ask former Montreal Royals standout pitcher Tom Lasorda what he thinks of Lefort’s performance.

Absolutely, he kills these setup trophy animals because he has a wee one.

Lucchino has a certain shelf life.

Hopefully Kennedy doesn’t rape the roster.

The Sacramento Kings, the Grandma’s nose hair of the NBA.

“Giants Head coach Bruce Bochy...”

A twisted techaire must immediately found FTSU.

Junior Seau could wow in basketball. He was not polished since he likely practiced it zero as a kid. But he had memorable hops and skills. If his brain thought it, he could do it.

No one picks pics like Deadspin.

I, a Regular Man, am also an Ant Commander.

I spy Roger Clemens pre-needle.

Someone is the sales rep for the company that sells that game-specific goal-net thingy.

That’s a jam job.

Wonder if Bill Cosby kept all his Polaroid selfies.

You see a bizarre nut job, I see the staunchest stage wife ever.

Your bar scene must appear onscreen. Flesh out the rest of that script. Brah.