You argue with the Mafia guy. Not me.

The man was (is?) a Road Player. Allegedly. If that was (is? Please tell me that it is still not so. Allegedly.) then he habitually performs this ritual in front if others. Without gear.

Daniel Snyder sure gives a bad name to all other Lizard Humans.

Sorry, but the worst moment of Ashley Judd's magical life is yet to come. The Wall is giving dire sneak peeks. Sorry again.

The NFLPA electorate is made up of those who soon enough will claim undiagnosed brain damage, cognitive dysfunction, and severe memory loss. They will demand billions in recompense.

Add "Dearborn Adult Soccer League Referee" to the list of hazardous American occupations.

Fat Bad Guy + XXXXL white T-shirt = Shooting Range Target

He misread the message! "Flights" referenced passenger planes. He was supposed to sign with the Jets.

Bill Walton is pure magic, except for the broken-body part. Enjoy him while you can.

The NBA regular season should be 50 games. Time to Euroize there.

Chip Kelly looks exactly like your fat grandma gambling away dead grandpa's lifelong machine shop earnings at the Indian casino.

Given accessible talent and fan interest, there should be maybe 8 NBA teams, 10 teams in MLB, 6 NHL teams and 148 NFL teams.

No smoking gun here, which is a multiple error of omission.

The NFL will not fine the Dolphins in the Suh matter. Their edict is that his onerous contract will be punishment enough.

Darn it...I wagered Tim Tebow would learn how to masturbate before learning how to throw a football.

John Fogerty would not have made it if he grew up in Johannesburg.

Jake Locker cannot return to baseball. His busted body parts hamper throw-hit-run functions. He done.

His 49er pic showed the ridged forehead of a spousal abuser, but the mug shot fails to reveal his forehead ridges.

Dick Vitale is still making a living off his 1977 University of Detroit win over Marquette. Defending a lout is his latest hint that we should all move on.

Boeheim was well compensated to be a dirty winner. That is how someone missing otherwise key and desirable personality traits can set up such numbers. It was a multi-complicit bargained-for exchange. Now its out.