Roger Goodell dumb? He figured out a way to make north of $40M per annum yet you call him dumb?

Placing this story next-in-line after 'A History of Thugs' is going to get you choked.

The Oakland Raiders would perk my interest as a 4 seed.

Dopey dope doer.

...with the exception of "The Greatest High School Player Ever" who also attended Mt. Carmel High School.

Billy Beane has yet to meet the player he wouldn't trade.

I'M MIKE £^{€ing DITKA. GIMME MONEY AND I'LL GRUMBLE FAST NONSENSE. LIFT YOUR SKIRT.

Our luscious dollface has learned how to stay in focus.

Ha ha. The idiots spelled 'Crosby' wrong.

If the mom prances naked, viewership rises. You know she wants to. She has the stats.

Celebrate their accomplishment the entire season. Embrace!

Dogra, Sexton and Condon. How subtle.

Ginger went ginger.

1. Apply Sanchez image as tattoo on naked chest of Mrs. Jets Coach;

A couple of Lakers did not act like they'd been there before.

One cheek sneak.

You all see a flubbed play, while I see proof of actual blocking by Michigan lineman. Thank you for the season-ending banquet's highlight film!

I made a mistake and looked up a pic of actress Helen Dauvray. Think of William Bendix in drag.

Tom Coughlin is an exact caricature of a pouty, impetuous girl. Picturing his exact facial expressions and actions as played by Gwyneth Paltrow will up the hot bitch factor while viewing Giants games. Insert your own cute and whiny actress. Then add wind-chapped cheeks, and enjoy.

It is a plus prank. Better than yelling 'Baba Booey'. Lesser than that guy who pantsed Hitler.