"Clipper, Crooner Kayo Kotz Corridor As
Skank Actress Boffs Bongo Beater"

Seeing this fluffy-core porn pic of the cheerleader calendar signing reminds one of Babe Ruth in the Boston Braves showers.

Just this month, this player settled a lawsuit he filed against his pro teams.

Who so damaged this person during childhood? Can we convict?

Rename this sloth of a game "Hawaii 5.0" because it appears local fans' BAC approached that. TV crews must have poured actual "crowd shots" in order to lure the sloshed few that staggered in.

"...until it glows."

"...until it glows."

He has been riding the Scotch Jackass since 1965. He has a strong constitution.

The lizard ate the live praying mantis also harvested.

Stupid is as stupid is named. Found no physicists or Nobel Prize winners named "Chipper". Just checked.

Liars. Your intentionally misleading headline drew me in. One cannot see nuts anywhere on Erin Andrews.

No. He is barking up the wrong tree.

"Obviously we made a couple mistakes– the past, present and future, most notably." - G-d to his son Teb...Jesus

Per this unfortunate update, her next porno will need a vastly-upgraded censor box.

Photoshop 101: it is not believable to give a man a balloon head. This man clearly does not exist. Fake. Fail.

This is simply a cumpetitor shooting at the bullseye.

To: Dolphins Backup QB Matt Moore
From: Lauren Tannehill
Re: My Husband's Spot as Starting QB

Baseball is ever evolving. The headlines from past Hot Stove Leagues were no match for today, January 13, 2014:

I have it on very questionable authority that the injury occurred during Holland's offseason job. He was hurt on the set of "Modern Family", where he plays the Luke Dunphy role.

I do not know what attention-garnering Deadspin expected from Votegate. Not this, no way they expected this. Good job.