The only reason I would doubt it's a cuckold fetish is that he didn't specify that all the dudes she was fucking were black.

She's NOT presenting herself as a role model to young women who are fat, she's presenting herself as a human being, flaws and all! Just because obesity may not be YOUR vice doesn't mean you have none. She shouldn't have to get up in public and belittle herself because judgmental asshats like you are offended by her…

Cue a million comments about how her speech was great and all, but guys, did you know she's fat? Not even just fat! She is MORBIDLY OBESE. She cannot be healthy! She is setting a bad example! She needs to lose weight because she is so wonderful and I don't want her to die! Let me tell you about how easy it is to lose…

I AM BATMAN. I AM THE NIGHT. I AM THE GUY WHO WRITES DERPY FOOD ARTICLES WHILE PANTSLESS.

Please comment on every single one of my articles for as long as I have this job. I need this in my life.

This broke me. I had to leave my cubicle to laugh in the bathroom.

LISTEN HERE, MY FRIEND, THIS SLAMMIN JAMMIN FLAVOR FIESTA DOESN'T STOP WITH SOME PISSY LITTLE SANDWICH. FOR ROUND TWO, PREPARE YOUR FACEHOLE FOR THE POUNDING IT DESERVES. WE'VE GOT SATAN'S OWN YOU-DAHO POTATOES, AN INCREDIBALLER DISH WHERE WE'VE DUMPED AN ENTIRE BAG OF SPUDS AND THREE POUNDS OF CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO A…

I may have licked some things necessarily.

My name is Teddy. I never licked things unnecessarily. You will be hearing from my legal department.

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

"When the Fieri broke the Fourth Seal, I heard the voice of the winged creature say, 'Order me.' And I looked and beheld a Parmesan-covered horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and heartburn followed with him. And I beheld when the Fieri had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great indigestion; and…

Guy Fieri: A "Foodie" That Should Not Exist.

There's really no need to "play devil's advocate" here.

She's black. That caveats her beauty. This is the problem. Her blackness automatically negates her "conventional beauty" because of the way society is set up. Ask every woman who's ever been told she was "pretty for a black girl."

It seems appropriate to repost this gem here: