THE FUCK.

Okay. So. Does anyone think we’ll see another surge of Aryan-affirmative backlash because the previously-blond-blue-eyed Valkyrie...isn’t in this feature film?

For all the concern-trolling about Elba’s race adversely affecting the dynamic between Roland and Odetta:

SURPRISE! Speaking as a black man, black people don’t get a free pass between themselves from internalized racism! She can hurl a different type of invective that’s just as cringeworthy and will have the same…

COOOOOOOOBRA!

“Move, or you will be moved.”

But seriously, saying Zemo “went” through the encrypted files to find what he needed without any sign or acknowlegment off-screen that he had a team of superhackers and data analysts backing him on that project...that’s a lot of hand-waving to accept. Imagine what “ALL” SHIELD and Hydra files would actually mean in…

I’m totally okay with Cypher as a blond-haired blue-eyed white dude. The irony is delicious.

Honestly, I don’t see any problem with the demonic accessories part being explained away as “I’ve been to some interesting places because of my mutant power.” They don’t have to call the creatures in the Limbo dimension “demons” or make any reference to actual sorcery or magick...they’re just extradimensional…

I hope the Big Bad isn’t Stryker AGAIN.

Hopeful for the following:

Watership Down is the best dystopian horror flick EVER.

“The Ancient One is a title that is not exclusively held by any one character, but rather a moniker passed down through time, and in this particular film the embodiment is Celtic. ”

Hey, Ursa Major!

Straw man. Well-established in Marvel canon that the “Asgardians” are extradimensional alien space beings, not the actual Norse gods from Viking legend. Purposely designed that way so as not to dredge up tricky conversations about the presence of G-d in comic books.

I’m disappointed that Shuri was fridged.

Dammit, now I need a perfumier.

Appropriately named “Abomination”.

Thank you for this. I’m tearing up at my workstation now thinking about absolutely brilliant Robin Williams was, and how close we came to losing him back then like we lost Belushi. I grew up with Mork and Mindy, and I remember being absolutely confused and saddened when it started to decline, all without really…

Jennifer Morrison really sold me on the “I was NEVER NOTHING!” retort when Nimue was “tempting” her.

Um...that’s about it.

I realize there’s a need for more bisexual representation on the spectrum of diversity in comics. That said, I sort of see Bendis’ reveal as implying sexuality runs along a spectrum throughout one’s life based on the willingness to be self-aware. Further, the comparison between Jean Grey’s use of telepathy and Emma’s…

Apropos of nothing: