And guacamole, come to think of it.

Further proof that rap music is dumbing down America.

I took the Daily Show off my Tivo list soon after Stewart left. I didn't find Noah all that funny and the correspondents are dreadful, especially compared to the ones that have been on the show in years past. It's the same situation as SNL. It just isn't funny or relevant anymore.

Wanted: Non-Stereotypical Indian Voice Actor

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Q: How many queers does it take to screw in a lightbulb/win an Oscar?

I like the way you say that, did you know that?

Wimpy, wambly, wombly. My friends and I used to crack each other up with quotes from the bit for years.

I would take any of them over this dreck.

Compared to the SNL of 20, 30 and 40 years ago, each new episode deserves a solid F. It's a painful slog watching the show now and I couldn't do it without a fast forward button on the remote.

Obviously Kevin Hart sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Hollywood success despite the absence of any discernible talent.

I was 18 when Ziggy Stardust was released so I got to experience his career pretty much in real time. Every few years he would unveil his newest incarnation and blow everyone's mind. Unfortunately, the only time I saw him live was the Young Americans tour, which was my least favorite Bowie album. We brought some…

Dear Hannibal,

Get high and listen to Hoobastank all day?

If Kristen Stewart's vagina could only act…

What, no love for Hoobastank?

Hey, the show about the chubby slacker is going away in 2 years! Let's all par-tay!

You lead an incredible life!

Harvey Birdman would have been a much better choice.

I don't care about the all female aspect, but not at all interested in the females they cast. Kristen Wiig is the only decent comedic actress. And of course, Annie Potts.