Now I know I'm not the only one who was bored to tears by Age of Ultron.

Hey partner, relax, don't force it. You're gonna blow out your O-rings.

"I also to live dangerously."

Grunt, grrunt…

Let's just call it "mesmerizing," and move on.

I effing hate Effie!

Glad to see they didn't mess with the quality of the show over the summer and try to re-jigger it.

Make it Mountain Dew for me, please.

I prefer to call it "finding the fat man in the bathtub."

It's the mind-blowing that's the hard part.

If they cast David Spade, I'm in!

I would love for Lori to 'invest' in my 'product.'

Makes sense.

One million moms are getting wet watching the new Muppets Show?

It was more a matter of not wanting him to get in trouble for an innocent project that could be misconstrued as something else by the wrong person. Which it did.

Shorthand for "strident closeted relative."

People get profiled because they are assumed to be a threat to the safety of others based on previous experience with people of that type. I grew up in Detroit and my parents were liberal and never said a bad word about black people. I used to go downtown for concerts, to work at Tiger Stadium, etc. After the 4th…

I was a writer for some years and cranked out some pretty good spec scripts. I had an agent and pitched a few screenplays, TV shows I developed, and even a Saturday morning cartoon. Nothing I wrote ever got beyond the option stage even though I am a 'privileged' white guy. Maybe I was using the wrong secret…

You can also expect to see guys wearing a sexy Hillary Clinton costume this year.

Well, that was what the top ten shows looked like so there wasn't much choice. We were literally forced to watch crap.