Sergeant Sphincter

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9/21/15

It's not wrong to follow your genetic instinct for self preservation. Animals do it all the time, and we are after all, animals by nature

9/21/15

I want my hot hologram sex, and there's nothing anyone can do about it!

9/21/15

I like Matt Damon's Iron Man suit.

9/21/15

Is this a half hour version of Parenthood?

9/21/15

Can I guffaw instead?

9/21/15

Well, like I said, a LOT of people feel the way I do, so if I'm a racist, I have a lot of company. Moderate, law abiding Muslims don't do nearly enough, if anything, to rectify the situation, so in the meantime, if you see something, say something.

9/21/15

It's simple. Just tell him you don't like panties hanging on the shower rod, either.

9/21/15

Does one of them masturbate?

9/21/15

People prefer narcissistic blowhards over career politicians.

9/21/15

Phil Hartman did a killer Trump. Killam isn't very good at characters, except for that Jebediah guy.

9/21/15

I wish there'd been some profiling on 9-11. But seriously, with all the terrorist attacks being carried out around the world by Muslim folk, I'm of the opinion that you can never be too careful. Obviously we disagree, but you have to realize there are a LOT of people who agree with me and this sort of thing is going…

9/21/15

I'm a postcog.

9/21/15

Fall TV for me means The Beverly Hillbillies, Petticoat Junction and Hogan's Heroes.

9/21/15

Don't you mean Downtown Abbey??

9/21/15

I'm sick of the ads plastered all over the internet, so hopefully this will go away soon.

9/21/15

It looked a lot more like a bomb than a clock. The kid kept hauling it around to his classes all day despite being advised to put it in his locker or backpack. I didn't see anyone patting themselves on the back as much as defending their actions by saying better safe than sorry.

9/21/15

Seasons 5 and 6 were pretty dismal. And there was some flab in season 7 with the waitress storyline.

9/21/15

I'm pretty sure after watching this years Emmy's that if I was on a TV show I'd get nominated, but probably wouldn't win.

9/21/15

"..but you need BAD pussy."

9/21/15

I don't think the voters actually watch the shows. How else to explain Veep running away with so many Emmys and Silicon Valley getting zilch.