Before I sign up I just have to ask if you're as cute as you look in the avatar. If not, then take your business propositions to some other comment section.

The worst thing that ever happened to me at summer camp is I peed the bed.

How sad for her.

True, but on the other hand, Orphan Black stopped being funny a long time ago.

Silicon Valley deserved at least SOME of the awards that Veep won. Ridiculous.

But that speech was a big FU to the other nominees.

Souds like it's from the soundtrack from one of his recent films.

When do they get to fight SMERSH?

The freeze fame at the end of Police Squad..

With a name like Fox Mulder I could rule the world.

And less Paula Patton? Never!

Meet the Klumps is on dvd.

A Lifetime Channel woman-in-distress movie, more likely.

But I want to go to there!

Fuck if I know.

Fuuuuuck…

Question. Would you rather watch 90 Minutes in Heaven or spend that time on the toilet with inflammatory diarrhea?

I put my original reply here under the wrong comment then moved it and changed this reply. I'm the stupid one.

I thought Jesus was Jewish.

Move all your stuff out then torch the place. Make sure you get a cool
photo of yourself walking away with the inferno blazing behind you. A
slo-mo video would be even cooler.