Remember when we were so hopeful about Trump getting "unpresidented?" Good times.

I will poop with you. I pledge my butt truffles to you, My Captain!

You got Culver's by you? You've got to try their walleye sandwich. It's seasonal though, fall being the season, I believe. It's amazing. Like when you'd go fishing with your Grampy at 4am and even though he only caught one fish he fried it up just for you and him to share back at the house. It was so special because…

At all times Lady Gaga looked one step away from the Elaine Dance.

I am going to give "For the bisexuals" as the reason for everything I ever do in my life from now on.