So in that gif, the ball goes up the colon and comes out the rectum?

Already choosing sides like the good little fan boys and girls that you are, I see! I'm guessing you're also incapable of emotionally unattached sex. Jesus, this is just a device which will likely be obsolete by next year.

Ugh, why do they keep murdering the Spider-Man story in film?

All in due time! Even console gaming had its Jaguar, Game&Watch, Dreamcast... and the list goes on of defunct consoles that in some way revolutionized the gaming industry - ahead of their time, but not quite marketable. I think this is a more convincing product than those above. It was once unconscionable that an…

Perhaps the inhabited star systems are being dimmed by a Dyson sphere, or more likely, aliens don’t give a sh*t about us and don’t want to contact/be contacted by a whole species dicking around with nuclear fission, killing each other, and destroying our own viable planet. It’s like the loudly, fighting couple that…

Are you sure it takes 1 billion years for light to travel 1 light year?

Well then none of us will live to see it fully formed. Even if we can figure out how to travel there.

How far away is it? If it's a million-or-so light years away, maybe this planet is already formed?

Well, what’s to be expected when our parents or adult caretakers- and I can make this generalization since the statistics support it, a la NY Post - destroyed the concept of marriage/true love time and again with indiscretions and divorce. Not to mention, a flailing economy and society, which doesn’t seem to give a…

You mean Joe Biden is concerned that he's still associated with a "modern day lynching"!? Yeah, as soon as Thomas said that, they muffled the microphones and closed proceedings. I wonder why?

Great. Another reason to de-forest the planet and drive us closer to extinction, just so you can save $10 on your electric bill every month.

John Prophet and the All Mother will keep humanity going well after our supposed extinction! Preserve replication technology on and off Earth, to re-birth a whole generation of super humans, set to go into effect. Basically, a cooking timer sets a factory process in-motion to re-start the planet and whatever else is…

You can't whine about it until the expenditure exceeds $500MM. This is pennies in government spending.

Only 5!?!?!