This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

(unintelligible screaming)

But this is their last gasp, one final roar of evil before we finally push them back forever.

Wow

Wow, what a useless wasted jagoff.

An artist’s work was stolen/copied. Race has nothing to do with it. Yet that’s your takeaway from the article?

What are these companies without running water?

Nonsense.

A) She didn’t fill out any visas. She’s Canadian, she doesn’t need one.

Well for a start, Canadian citizens don’t generally need visas to visit the United States, and I’m not sure where it says that she filled one out wrong. In either case, my point is that the whole thing is unreasonable. There was no particular reason to refuse her entry. Arguing that technically the border agents had…

These guys who seek “mail order brides” do so for a reason and it has nothing to do with love or altruism. There’s no shortage of women in their countries who are their equals in age, beauty, intelligence. They want someone out of their league who they can control. So let’s not pretend these femme fatales are taking…

The fangirl in me is really excited. The realist in me is like in 2017 the government hiding aliens from me is the least of my problems with the government.

“ At a cost of $6 to $8 per glass of juice, its still cheaper than buying it in a store.”

You’re fucking kidding me right? The all organic deli and healthfood store near me. Noted for its expensive products. Will sell me a 20oz, cold pressed juice for four dollars. Bottled high end fresh juice at the supermarket costs…

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

Bernie needs FUCK OFF already. Tom Perez needs to ditch his ass and take Maxine Waters on his tour instead because SHE has become A Voice of the party and everyone loves her. Perez is not getting the Bernie Bros onboard with him, no matter how much he panders.

I freaking hate that. One dude told me I should just “try it”. Really, pal? What happens if I don’t like it? It’s not a box of cereal.

This is my problem, too. I don’t want kids, but I also don’t want to die alone. I’m pretty good at reeling ‘em in and dating in general, but the minute I say I don’t want kids...

A significant portion of Americans regularly answer polls with the statement that someone has to be a Christian in order to be a full citizen. Women’s reproductive rights are under nonstop attack. In addition their socioeconomic status is less than stable; the Lilly Ledbetter Act is a political football rather than an…

The article never once mentioned Trump. The novel has nothing to do with Hitler or Nazis.

UGH! God, I’m a dude and you even make me wanna move to a lesbian-only commune ruled by Alison Bechdel. Come on, man! Can’t you just post that troll shit somewhere else and leave the Jezebel women alone FFS?