Don’t let that British reserve stop you. Go full footie fan on his ass.

The happiest person on Earth

Because we buy a ton of tech from China, dumbass. A trade war with China means our tech prices skyrocket.

Did I not mention the big, beautiful wall I am going to build around the Arctic Circle? It is going to be the best wall, made by the best people, and it is going to be tall, and terrific, and keep out all the cockroaches, and the cockroaches are going to pay for it, they haven’t been treating us very well, they’ve…

I never really understood the Felicity hate or even the Speedy hate. I was however all in on the Laurel hate, and it got even worse for me when they tried to make the character matter. “Hey! I took a boxing lesson, I’m in charge of your whole operation now! Follow me!” Boxing rings must be the Holiday Inn Expresses of…

I think a lot of the Laurel revisionism is the product of late-blooming Felicity hate.

I’m so confused that people started to like Laurel. I think the only way I could like that character is if it was completely re-cast.

Wow. Didn’t know this.

Let’s be clear though. Every person on Trump’s Trusted Team of Douchecanoes is using him as an opportunity, all for various personal reasons.

And male. Just in case anyone’s vagina was thinking of getting uppity.

Telenor! Telenor!

And nothing is being done to actually stop him, outside of protests.

If we don’t have a full-scale civil war within the Republican Party, we will have a full-scale civil war in the United States. And that choice lies squarely at the feet of Paul Ryan and a few others.

I really truly want to ask the Sanders, Stein, Johnson, all-around anti-Hillary voters if it was worth it. Like, standing there waiting in line to vote ( or just sitting at home) knowing there was a very strong possibility that American democracy would be dismantled, did they ever consider just sucking it up and…

So much fucking smoke. Eye on the ball. The question is fucking simple: when you were presented with the choice between Clinton or Trump what did you do? Did you whine like a little bitch and stay home crying with your Bernie bro friends on /r/sandersforpresident? Did you boldly make a statement and protest vote for…

I noticed that...a lot of hate from custom agents, police at the airports, officials. Did they fire anyone who didn’t vote for the Fake Prez?

Didn’t the cops buy Dylann Roof Burger King after he murdered a bunch of innocent people?

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

You guys realize they’re playing #allLivesMatter with the goddamn Holocaust, right?

“priests, gypsies, people with mental or physical disabilities, communists, trade unionists, Jehovah’s Witnesses, anarchists, Poles and other Slavic peoples, and resistance fighters”