I hate the series, fucking misery porn, but this was pretty good. The Granny is more competent than 90% of the original characters.

What you read was the truth. You are so far detached from reality that is weird to you. Go back to reading fake new stories and worrying about whether Obama is going to “invade” Texas.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Obligatory seconding

It will be about a crazed man who leaps the various time lines while trying to deal with a family and going back to community college.

I’m ashamed to say that my Wife and I gave up on Channel Zero ._. It just became so monotone for us that we kept falling asleep half way through episodes :\

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

UNPOPULAR OPINION: You get two days max from the airing of a tv episode to fret about spoilers.

I loved how both characters also had different motivations for terminating unwanted pregnancies. Xo had already decided she didn’t want to have more kids prior to getting pregnant, Paula at first saw the pregnancy as a “sign” that she shouldn’t pursue her dreams, but then decided to make her own future and happiness a…

This only serves to confirm my suspicions that this movie was going to be a shitshow with or without the suits interfering and they may have actually made it better. I’d give anything to read the original script.

Can you imagine the stomach it takes for a former constitutional law professor to hand over this country, with a strained smile, to a man who wants to tear up the entire thing? Is there a meme for that?

Barry Allen - very intense gamer, INTENSITY!!!!!!!

Thank you! In the other post, I ranted about why I’ve had enough of the entitled white male schtick. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. This is not your election. This is mine.

As I’ve said in the Deadspin/Concourse comments several times at this point: if you truly have nothing to lose in this election, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will vote based on what’s at stake for us. (that’s targeted toward the bs in that post, not you, to clarify)

<3 u Jezzies!!! Thank you for showing those shitbags at Deadspin how it's done. (Ley, Drew, Jordan and ladies excepted.)

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

To be fair, Donald’s not very good at how the democratic process actually works.