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yeah this is where I feel ashamed. Diplo is SUCH a shitstain (like, which 36yr old man gets into twitter fights with a 17yr old over her 25yr old friend AND named his son after his new album) but his songs are just so catchy. And I like them so much. Its not like with Chris Brown where his songs are generally terrible

the nettle version is designed for oily hair and its AWESOME.

the nettle version is designed for oily hair and its AWESOME.

uniqlo isn’t meant to be exciting - its well made basics in a not very wide range of colours. but v v well made.

you might be overestimating her level of intelligence.

YES THANK YOU!

you get that the theme for this year is china right?

they’re delicious crunchy little things - humans like them too.

definitely not Asian. we a) eat cucumbers like its going out of style and b) sea cucumbers are a luxury food for us (good sea cucumbers go for $100 - 500/lb) so she would've bought out all the sea cucumbers in the store if she discovered them on salads and sandwiches

...milk shake procedure described above is exactly how I used to make milk shakes when I was working in a coffee shops. They'd just be called milk shakes.

I’m kind of an incurable smartass (which btw is not great for not accidentally offending my managers/friends/people around me).

why would they pretend you’re pregnant instead of their daughter? like wouldnt that be the easiest lie to prove?

This is a pretty awesome dad burn. Not mine, just laughed my head off at it.

Harry Selfridges of London started this the customer is always right bullshit.

the movie you're looking for is 2 weeks' notice

unless you're one of the few people for whom anti histamines don't work for and steroids barely touches the hives...

the problem with that is most of the big china movie stars are absolutely shit at English. Most of the Korean ones are fluent but if they want to not piss off the billions of Chinese people they have to cast Chinese.

omg Margaret Cho as the matchmaker 100%!!!

its her extreme pretentiousness. radiates right off the screen.

Geese is delicious. Especially cooked Hong Kong BBQ duck style.