you get that the theme for this year is china right?

yes you are visiting the wrong website if you’re here for ‘news’. this is a blog, not the new york times. also, this is io9. fuck your decorum.

hawt.

they’re delicious crunchy little things - humans like them too.

definitely not Asian. we a) eat cucumbers like its going out of style and b) sea cucumbers are a luxury food for us (good sea cucumbers go for $100 - 500/lb) so she would've bought out all the sea cucumbers in the store if she discovered them on salads and sandwiches

...milk shake procedure described above is exactly how I used to make milk shakes when I was working in a coffee shops. They'd just be called milk shakes.

I’m kind of an incurable smartass (which btw is not great for not accidentally offending my managers/friends/people around me).

why would they pretend you’re pregnant instead of their daughter? like wouldnt that be the easiest lie to prove?

Fencing that might be a tad more difficult than say, iphones...

This is a pretty awesome dad burn. Not mine, just laughed my head off at it.

Harry Selfridges of London started this the customer is always right bullshit.

the movie you're looking for is 2 weeks' notice

Not to mention, Japan and Korean also has their 1000 odd years of intense racial hatred as well. (Korea was conquered by Japan willy nilly every 200 years or so at least 5 times)

unless you're one of the few people for whom anti histamines don't work for and steroids barely touches the hives...

omg yes. I watched it ep by ep when it first came out and the last season really loses a lot when you watch it that way. But when you binge it theres way less to remember and makes a hell of a lot more sense.

the problem with that is most of the big china movie stars are absolutely shit at English. Most of the Korean ones are fluent but if they want to not piss off the billions of Chinese people they have to cast Chinese.

omg Margaret Cho as the matchmaker 100%!!!

its her extreme pretentiousness. radiates right off the screen.

I get that, but stop lying about other shit to get your point across. Because that's trolling.

at his age andy lau might end up playing her li shang's dad