sweet bun with mayo, cheese and chocolate is a very Japanese/Taiwanese thing. I can assure you that.

dude you know in Japanese mythology butterflies are actually souls of those who passed away? depending on your stance on mythology/folk lore it might've been your friend coming back to cheer you up one last time...

You think geese are terrible? Try swans. I live in Sydney where every inner city pond has swans for some bizarre reason and fuck are they aggressive. AND they're bigger than geese. So of course during uni we had regular field trips to the nearby ponds/detention basins where the swans nest. And how aggressively do…

its an unique thing to baristas - some asshole coming in with a drink that no sane person would order and acts like its your fault that you've never heard of it.

Christina Dodd! Her supernatural stuff is a bit hit and miss but her older historical stuff is awesome!

you're an asshole

Not technically food service but I used to work in the wine/liquor/food section of the main departure duty free store at a major international airport.

She writes for the daily telegraph. Its Tony Abott's favourite paper. I can think we can wince and just accept that there are bogans.

So...for a bit of background, my parent while both decently educated (electrical engineers and a masters in software engineering), are still products of the 70s Chinese communist education system. Which means they don't talk about anything to do with the reproductive system. Ever. Like before they got married my dad…