I get that she isn’t forcing anyone to do anything. I think it’s just tone. Offering those services is obviously fine, especially for people who want to be more involved. I guess I read into it that those of us who don’t want that are missing out on something or wrong. Maybe I read too strongly into it, but this…

It depend what condition your body is in. My grampa had gone through too much chemo etc to donate organs, so he decided to donate to science instead. And pre-arranged an open bar for his wake, because he wanted to buy everyone a drink.

I would like to be cremated. I WOULD NOT LIKE for my loved ones to feel like they should have to push the button the fire up the furnace, though. WTF. I’m content, also, to let morticians do their jobs. I will not take any part in the processing of a deceased loved one’s body, thanks.

I would like, halfway through the viewing, to be hauled up out of my coffin on wires and made to fly around the room like a menacing puppet whilst Mussorgsky’s Night on Bald Mountain plays. I don’t really care what happens after that. Like, just put me in the trash or something.

I’m so so so sorry, I’ve done it again, forgotten my own privelage! Not that it’s really a privelage to be on The View...

Nope. I’m sorry. The only cure is for you to return to your ancestral homelands, forget all English words, and live the way your people lived when they were most oppressed for at least a year. Then you can write a book about the experience, get invited on The View, and tell us all about what terrible monsters we are.

Only one episode in and I’m already terrified of Kilgrave. I haven’t even seen the character yet, just the fallout from his ability.

Nono, we’re the dominant culture! You can take anything you want from us, as long as you’re very careful not to abandon your own culture, because that’s just as evil. Apparently.

The person who wrote this is a moron with too much time and no sense of proportion or common sense. Nobody complained to her about the cultural insensitivity of practicing yoga. Nobody. She made that up to be able to piss on the yoga instructor in feigned moral superiority. Some people just really enjoy ruining things…

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant.

You know what an unconventional lifestyles is? Wearing suits made of bread. Speaking only in iambic hexameter. Worshipping a Toshiba VCR that you've had since 1992.

I have two problems with making birth control over the counter:

I just really don’t get Miley. Like it’s not “sexy” but it’s super sexual - it’s a bit how I imagine it would be watching porn you’re really not into. Like you get that it’s supposed to do something to you but in the end it’s like watching two nuns wearing Margaret Thatcher masks getting it on and nothing…

Tyga just needs money

Pretty sure I snuck-read every single one of these books while spending weekends at my grandma’s when I was prepubescent.

If you dig ridiculous covers you should check out my favorite Tumblr, http://kindlecoverdisasters.tumblr.com

Urgh, when will people learn that banning something popular, necessary or addictive doesn’t actually stop it, it just drives it underground.

I get their intent, but addicted women don’t just stop being addicted because they’re pregnant. If they could stop, I’m sure they would. Or you know, if you gave proper access to abortion/family planning clinics maybe you wouldn’t have so many cases.

1. The hijab. I am dead. I just want to roll around in the shade forever.

Wow, it’s almost like abstinence education isn’t helping. Weird.