As with all things, likely a little from column A and little from column B.

Agreed. Sexy pizza rat would have been much better executed as a couple’s costume, with one member as a giant pizza slice (if the costume makes it difficult to fit through doorways, even better) and the other as a comparatively smaller rat, dragging their partner around with them.

I enjoy laughing at sexy Halloween costumes, but I’m only really disgusted at the ones marketed to little kids. Like my 5 yo niece thought she needed fishnets because the girls in the pictures are all wearing them. Her mom was like, “leggings will be fine”

As a former 7th grade teacher, by age 12, all kids lie to get out of trouble and think they’ll get away with it. Because they’re 12. And even the nicest smartest 12 year old will lie to get out of trouble. Race and gender don’t matter. The fact is we don’t know what happened. She could’ve been uncomfortable; she…

She just wants to know if it was always a scam.

and carol probably would be interested to know about all those “strange fruit hanging from the trees” that were her ancestors.

I still feel that it’s odd ANY reporting or interviewing goes on in a locker room, TBH.

While the burning with soup is the obvious issue here and an absolutely fucking unacceptable way to deal with anything as a grown ass person (or as a child)... Can we just agree that people that pull the, “I just had/bought/received/did this here last week,” customers are some of the FUCKING WORST?

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

Forced birthers are all about, “Isn’t this icky? Doesn’t this make you uncomfortable?” They’ve gotten a ton of mileage out of it, so of course they won’t let facts get in the way.

yup, we chose the cake, the filling, the frosting. Everything about that cake was our choice (It was blue and had robot groom and bride cake toppers)

People who stole bar mats were my favorite people when I used to bartend. Either they were trying so hard to be sneaky that I felt bad for them or they were so drunk they just could not be bothered to give a fuck. I loved them all.

UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

It puts them all on the same level so that the virgins won’t realize how awful these dudes are at the sex thing.

yes! i think i have reverse seasonal depression. im always moody and pissed during the summer cause its so fucking hot and i sweat so fucking much. fall is so fucking invigorating. i can’t wait to wear tights and boots and my leather jacket! people think i am insane because i hate summer.

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

But quite a lot of people don’t have sympathy for rape victims, especially the ‘wrong kind’ of rape victims (ie the ones not dragged into an alley on the way home from church by a total stranger and violently beaten before they’re raped). Nurses however are pretty much universally liked, so you’ve got a lot more…

You think all the old folks banging each other in their retirement homes all think their partners are gorgeous and beautiful? Hell no.

So can the View die now? Please?