During a cross-Texas road trip (which takes, you know, several hours), my friend and I stopped at a diner late at night. I ordered waffles (it sounded amazing at the time). As I was about to dig in, something told me to flip the waffle. Cooked into the underside was a large, very dead cricket.

I went to a bar once that served diner food. Not even bar food- diner food. While I was there, two guys were fucking in the bathroom with the door cracked open, and the cops had to be called because a fight broke out and and a dude got his thumb bitten off. Would consider going back.

Who are these people?

I wonder what Christian buttcheeks look for in a place to sit. Does the toilet need to be full of holy water?

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The Waffle House... or should I say, The Awful House

How does an establishment make their restrooms fit for Christian buttcheeks? Fewer glory holes? I'm now left to wonder if my buttcheeks are Christian. The rest of me isn't, but maybe? Existential crisis in 3...2...

Because Christian buttcheeks are better than our damn heathen buttcheeks, right?

And doesn't he know that ALL claw machines are a rip off??

zombie turtles?

How does a gentleman "unknowledged"?

Sometimes I like to drop a little feminist knowledge on my little frat boy intern. He is actually a pretty good kid with good intentions but not a thought in his head. He was pretty receptive to most things but the idea that he should not tell random women they should smile is something he can. not. process. He does…

It's actually from all the excessive masturbation.

I have no idea who any of these people are but....umm... since when was a dark suit and slicked back hair like a *signature* look? I mean, like my husband looks and dresses like that and frequently does his hair like that. And so do a shit ton of other men. like, what the fuck is that even about? Sorry but these…

Generally speaking, in pet-on-pet cases, if you're defending your pet, it's fine. And usually the aggressor is killed, the owner fined, etc. That's what happened when my friend's dog, a golden, was attacked by a pittie who was not properly cared for (poor pittie).

That being said, usually these birds are taught to…

What's especially malicious about this lady is that she should have been able to tell he was someone's pet. Any way you cut it, this woman was both incredibly stupid and incredibly cruel.

These so-called charities receive federal and state funding, so our tax dollars are being used to support this shit. If they really were supported exclusively by donations from religious groups and the general public, I'd not hate them quite as much. (But I'd still hate them.)

When my OB urged me to go to the ER in the middle of the night for what might have been a blood clot, it was because they looooove blood clots and always want to see them up close! They lined the hallways, chanting, "BLOOD CLOT! BLOOD CLOT! BLOOD CLOT!" as I triumphantly jogged past them.

It's not based on an assumption; it's based on an observation. Certainly, she could be wrong in her interpretation of her observation, but it's not like she just said, "Well, I wouldn't like it if a boss treated me like that, so I'm sure this woman didn't either!" She described the server's behavior, and how that…

It looks now like that original response has been removed, and a new one has been posted by the owner denying any wrongdoing. He goes to some lengths to paint the complaint, and the complainant, both, as inherently unhinged. You know we wimmins all be crazy! Nothing we see really happened! And if it did, it wasn't…