"One was for a restaurant in Santa Fe I never patronized. I'd heard it was fabulous, but then read that they banned patrons who wear perfume. Perfume has been and will always be one of my splurges and I don't leave home without a little Guerlain, Cartier or Molyneux. I called them to ask if the perfume ban could…

Ding Ding Ding! We have this week's illiterate griefer!

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

Everybody know that gluten is the only legitimate allergy - aside from red and crunchy that is.

That's fuckin hilarious.

Can I be team "Kelly's haircut looks stupid on her but you're still a classist, boring ass"?

I'm an attorney. I have seven tattoos and my hair was Kelly's color this summer. COME AT ME BRO

Wow. Seriously, what do you have against people who work in the service industry? I work both in a professional field and a retail setting. Your (and my) "professional" life would be a fuck-ton harder without them, and they have to put up with assholes looking down on them every single day.

My daughter works at a very big corporation whose name you would recognize. She is high on the corporation. There are vp's with tats and very interesting hair choices. I've seen the pictures. No, it's not banking, but it's a multi billion dollar corporation with very highly educated, highly paid people running it.…

okay so a) normal hairstyle? describe that for me please because what the fuck is a normal hairstyle? is it just never cutting/dying hair? normal for who?

Seriously take a minute and think about why your response had to be so nasty. Do you feel better?

How's being a classist asshole with boring taste working out for you?

I fucking love her hair and think it's trés chic.

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

Anna Wintour, is that you?

It's not just about conformity. Passing as a woman is a safety issue as well.

"Given the dynamics of the disease, once the zombies invade more sparsely populated areas, the whole outbreak slows down—there are fewer humans to bite, so you start creating zombies at a slower rate. I'd love to see a fictional account where most of New York City falls in a day, but upstate New York has a month…

No, for being a charlatan who exploits people's ratchet life problems for ratings and profit.

Does this dopey looking fucker really think he's going to be president?

Why can't we just declare open season on elephant poachers? I've always wanted me some gen-you-eine poacher enamel.