So about #2...I'm a hypocrite who misread and thought this was a one on one with the author and Sephora employee. And can't seem to edit. So...that's embarrassing.

1) To keep your bottom liner from going all racoon-like, set it with a matching eyeshadow.

That’s good to hear. Also good on that company for not reacting how I know mine would.

She accidentally gave away a whole car. I mean, yeah, there was a chance this woman could have guessed correctly and won anyway...but I still think she could lose her job over this. I don’t want her to, I just think it’s a possibility.

Nivea, Dove, I love you both. Can’t we all just get along?

I just gave in and jumped through the hoops. You can always delete posts and unsubscribe from all the crap later (which I did, sans repercussions).

It drives me nuts when beauty boxes send FOOD samples as one of your items. I didn't sign up for a snack box, I signed up for a beauty box. So I'm glad to know PopSugar is one of those...definitely not considering them anymore.

The Eric Miller guy is pulling "I just did something evil as fuck and there's nothing you can do about it" villain face. So that basically confirms for me that no, they don't actually believe in this crazy nonsense they say they do, they just enjoy being horrible, evil human garbage because they can.

Religious reasons aside, I don’t blame him for being put off the idea of this. It’s the day she was murdered, the day her life was stolen from her, that’s nothing to celebrate. If people want to remember her and celebrate her life, I get that, but maybe choose a different day? Her birthday maybe?

The fuck did just I listen to? And why are they cheering?!

Heinz and Kraft both made ketchup separately. Making ketchup now as one company does not mean the country is going to go mad and suddenly ketchup EVERYTHING. Dude needs to calm the fuck down. It's ketchup...

At least you're being an adult about it and just coming out and saying that. This Lund guy is going full-on pearl-clutching drama queen to disguise what is basically the same feeling.

Different but in the same vein: I once tried to get out my second-floor window and upon getting half-way out, realized the distance to the roof, then the driveway was way too far (tall floors and I'm short), so I gave up and went back in. Mind, it was daytime, I wasn't even trying to go anywhere, I was just trying it…

Yeah, in that circumstance weed etiquette be damned, time to go!

This! Also the black jelly beans. I love the heck out of them, but there is no way they started making bags of just black jellies for me and me alone. Yet I tell people I like them and get looked at like I've just sprouted horns.

This! Also the black jelly beans. I love the heck out of them, but there is no way the started making bags of just the black jellies for me and me alone. Yet I tell people I like them and get looked at like I've just sprouted horns.

Back when I was in mortgage we used to bring in temps all the time to do filing. Very easy, stress-free job and if you were good enough (not hard) you would be hired on within a few months. And our usual agency generally sent over pretty good people. So we get this very early twenty something one day, all seems fine…

Well for a general overview, there's this Jez article:

Yes but consider who we're dealing with. Ted Cruz is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

So a grown ass man felt threatened by a CHILD and decided to insult her...already very despicable and pathetic in it's own right. But the insult his dudebro brain reaches out and grabs is "slut". You just called a child, for nothing more than participating in the same sport as you, albeit in a more remarkable fashion,…