That is among the thirstiest tweets I’ve ever seen.

In their report, authorities described photos of children bleeding, in pain and tormented.

I vacillate between anger and pity. This is a new level of horror I didn't think existed. I hope his family wasn't complicit. I hope his kids get all of the therapy. I hope his victims find peace.

Let’s put it into perspective: yes, his father was abusive. Yes, you could say that the way he was a child star made it so he never had a childhood.

How do they just slide this into a Dirt Bag? I really believed the guy wasn’t a monster. Fuck this.

Janet all the fucking way. I really didn’t think everyone ACTUALLY forgot about his being a pedophile, I thought everyone “forgot” he was a child molester.

“Perverted positions” might not meet the legal definition of child pornography. It has to be “sexually suggestive,” and while “perverted” could mean that, it also could also mean imagery that’s unhealthy or depraved but not entirely sexual. I guess, anyway? Obviously he was a serious sicko.

Uh, that Michael Jackson part is big enough for its own post.

This is Dirt Bag? Jeebus today is grim.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

Billy Eicher is pushing 40; he’s way too old to appropriate Millenial “I did this first” attitude. Is he gonna say he invented YELLING AT PEOPLE too?

Sorry Dave, coconut water from nuts straight off the tree is ambrosia

Oh yeah, Billy Eichner definitely invented man-on-the-street interviews in 2011. What an innovation!

tweet beat is like the daily social, right?

I mean... she’s trying to demonstrate caring, so I can’t hate that, but...

You leave my dime-store Rhianna alone!

I don’t know what these words are. Is this like a Sears Roebuck catalogue? Where are my glasses?

“I Have More Money Than God, Stand Aside, Peasant.”

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…