That is among the thirstiest tweets I’ve ever seen.

In their report, authorities described photos of children bleeding, in pain and tormented.

I vacillate between anger and pity. This is a new level of horror I didn't think existed. I hope his family wasn't complicit. I hope his kids get all of the therapy. I hope his victims find peace.

Let’s put it into perspective: yes, his father was abusive. Yes, you could say that the way he was a child star made it so he never had a childhood.

How do they just slide this into a Dirt Bag? I really believed the guy wasn’t a monster. Fuck this.

Janet all the fucking way. I really didn’t think everyone ACTUALLY forgot about his being a pedophile, I thought everyone “forgot” he was a child molester.

“Perverted positions” might not meet the legal definition of child pornography. It has to be “sexually suggestive,” and while “perverted” could mean that, it also could also mean imagery that’s unhealthy or depraved but not entirely sexual. I guess, anyway? Obviously he was a serious sicko.

Uh, that Michael Jackson part is big enough for its own post.

This is Dirt Bag? Jeebus today is grim.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Stories like this make me glad that I have no children.

I liked the first one and I want a sequel.

Im pretty excited, but I’m prepared to be in the minority;)

We and a lot of other living inhabitants are fucked thanks to man’s never ending quest to fuck with the planet.

Planet’s fine. We’re fucked.

Your inability to make it to the fourth paragraph (which explains that this is a breathable jacket) is impressive

While I appreciate the option to turn this stuff off, am I the only one who is kind of okay with the tradeoff? It’s not like I can make the ads in my feed go away... might as well make them more likely to be something I’ll actually use or be interested in. Some of them even turn out to be informative. Not all…

“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

Sorry Dave, coconut water from nuts straight off the tree is ambrosia

Oh yeah, Billy Eichner definitely invented man-on-the-street interviews in 2011. What an innovation!