This made me think what if the bags were actually loud, like they screamed and talked shit when you tried to reach in for a chip lol.

I mean... she’s trying to demonstrate caring, so I can’t hate that, but...

You leave my dime-store Rhianna alone!

I don’t know what these words are. Is this like a Sears Roebuck catalogue? Where are my glasses?

“I Have More Money Than God, Stand Aside, Peasant.”

I wonder if she broke her shins from backpedaling so hard.

Dear Leslie Rasmussen,

Also the people ARE speaking. The candidate with the most superdelegates also has the most popular votes. So where’s the beef?

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

She really should just stop.

When it’s a racial issue, race tends to be mentioned. Sorry if that bugs you.

That’s not how commas work.

Oh, please - don’t stop there, tell us how it really is.

Fuck the catholic church. Fuck it forever.

Seriously. I fucking hate how everyone acts like this pope is different from ANY OTHER POPE EVER. They can get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Makes me so mad when people try to pretend like he isn't just another catholic monster

Please, remind me again why people keep referring to this guy as the “cool pope"

She’s definitely had work done, but it’s really good. Like J Lo Halle Berry Jen Aniston good.

And if they did what she suggested can you imagine the screaming about gentrification? I actually don’t think it would be good for a struggling DC neighborhood. It would just speed up gentrification.

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?