I’m kinda late to this so I don’t know if anyone will see it, but I wanted to share. I spent ALL DAY building raised garden beds in my mostly empty backyard and they are FAB.

I need to vent somewhere to people who are not my friends (who have heard it all already):

I got a haircut the other day, amd it’s so bad, I keep sobbing. I asked for beachy layers, and shorter, but it had to be long enough for a ponytail.

It is a bitter sweet Saturday. One of my three (count ‘em, three) friends in our new city is moving away next week. It is a really good opportunity for her, both personally and professionally, so I am happy for her. BUT, I am really going to miss her, and I am sad for myself. Her friendship has made the year so much…

I did put a leash (one of those backpack things with the leash attached) on my kid once because I had a newborn strapped to me (so could not chase after her) and we had to walk across a really busy street every day. Some asshole made a nasty comment about it and had I not been, you know, busy trying to get my newborn…

Ice T is totally right. I don’t care how much money you have, the markups places charge for it are goddamn ridiculous. 10x the retail prices for a bottle of Grey Goose (nevermind the wholesale) AND you want me to mix my own? Sure you get a dedicated server but you're doing most of it yourself! Pffffttttt.

This is just...so dumb.

GoT had no more “boobs and blood” than a lot of premium HBO TV, from Deadwood to Rome.

GOT has always got by on the stellar acting from its core cast and a story that keeps people tuning in next week to see what happens to people they’re invested in.

The only people who care about the boobs are…

That is quite the upgrade in rides. Another commenter (Andrew Daisuke) traded in his TDI for a Cayman. The price differential between the VW’s and those cars both is quite the leap (and in the case of the Cayman - shift in use/performance).

Now I’m pretty naive — I had no idea what “motherless” was until I googled it after your comment.

Streaming Coachella is the way to go. I watched last night. Beach House and Sia were great. Sia’s set was so perfect, I started to wonder if she was lip-synching. She also stood in the same place (on a plinth, toward the back of the stage), which got me wondering if she was pulling an Andy Warhol and wasn’t actually…

Can we add “I’m just saying” to the list?

so over people saying ‘no shade’ it’s the new “no offense” or “not to be a bitch”

I don’t know all the specifics but there are laws granting all kinds of immunities and protections for people who report “threats” with respect to air travel, so there’s not a lot of incentive to err on the side of not being a paranoid psycho.

People are idiots. I wish everyone were required to take cultural literacy classes.

Gawker reported on this story already, but this wasn’t even the only incident that came out this weekend!

Who said anything about girls? Wasn’t there a guy who studied grizzlies and was mauled by one? It’s human nature to become attached to animals because they’re childlike.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

Yeah, in this case captivity is kind of necessary to keep the species going, unfortunately.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Come back into our lives you beautiful, crazy, nutjob!