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I can’t believe I’m defending Leonardo DiCaprio, as I love mocking him as much as the next person, but there is a weird obsession in the media with his dating life. Who cares if he’s into young supermodels? He’s the one that has to endure conversations and listen to Mark Anthony with them, not us.

She looks calm and happy and that room looks simultaneously bright and cozy. Plus now I want to do yoga.

I believe this true story.

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The double-negative is confusing me, but ok 😜.

I actually did the old-fashioned cloth diaper thing until potty training time. My son aged up a class at his daycare and the new teacher was a lot less willing to work with us and the cloth diapers, so now we’re in Pampers “easy-ups” and they are extremely absorbent. The few times I tried disposable diapers, it was

I don’t for a second believe that she was at all forthcoming about this in the beginning of her relationship. Whatever, that’s fine, but like come on, don’t lie about it. It’s perfectly ok to say “I wasn’t ready to tell anyone, I was still struggling with it, etc.” But don’t lie or spin in the truth in a way to make

Fun fact: my mom dated RFK Jr. for a month or two when she was 20. She said he was really full of himself and used cheesy pick up lines.

hey guys i finally figured out why i hate miles teller’s stupid face so much

And she spelled Jonathan correctly. It is not johnathan, or johnathon, or jonathon. It is JONATHAN.

Cait is such an asshole. It is completely unreasonable to beleive that everyone should be able to extrapolate that she is transgender from “I took some hormones that affected my sperm count.” She has an extraordinary need to paint herself as an oppressed victim, even though she doesn’t have an ounce of empathy for

Miles, your girlfriend was likely very young when Titanic came out. It’s quite conceivable that she missed it. But her comprehension may be off if she thinks Jack works on the boat since we see him win tickets and it’s mentioned repeatedly

ugh, anything and everything I hear about Tyga makes me hate him.

I will accept a Trent win if I absolutely have to but as much as I adore Dalton as a person he should have been gone awhile ago

If Dalton wins I am setting this entire motherfucking world on FIRE.

YES! I adore her. She is the only reason I watch American Idol. She has huge amount of talent and I cannot wait to see what she does next.

I like Starbucks, and this idea doesn't piss me off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am very happy to live in a country where Starbucks has failed to establish a foothold.

Upstate NY is nice. Due to a depressed economy homes and rents are relatively cheap. And there are Wegmans supermarkets! Mmmmm, Wegmans.

HOW WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN BETTER??