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Clarendon for your selfie?

One of the big splurges in my life was a bottle of Tom Ford Black Orchid. I thought that was a ridiculous price for perfume until I saw the prices for his Private Blend collection. Thank goodness for decants!

What is going on with the contourboobs?? Are they growing out of his shoulders??

Really? I feel like there’s a big difference between being a cloying, mediocre pop star and a racist, sexist, Islamophobic old man vying for the highest position of power in the country.

And overzealous contouring.

Vampire Willow isn’t a doppleganger she is Willow from an alternate reality

That’s the thing we really need to grasp here. I just read an article about explosive anger in small children, because I have a sometimes explosively angry 5 year old. What is their advice as he ages? To call the fucking cops!

If it was on tv I bet you can find it. Try Hulu.

Aw, I love Dot!

its sweet that Chloe is trying to be cool feminist girl, but maybe she needs to try harder. Or less hard?

Wow. I never thought Tyga and I would have anything in common. Yet here we both are.

Yeah, Jenny, you just keep trying to tell us how you’re SOOOO wild and crazy, so that you hope we ignore how your anti-science pro-ableist vaccine crusade has killed people.

The Wahlbergs continue to disgrace Dorchester.

Ain’t it though? It’s like the worst Facebook commenters on any local TV news site. I know enough to have avoided Facebook, don’t know how I thought this was a good idea.

Probably best that there isn’t one...I don’t care how good of an actress Chloe is, no one can touch this.

Okay I don’t get it though. Taylor Swift sends out invites to her ‘squad’?

Is joining a squad like a formal invitation type deal? I thought it was just, being friends. This makes me feel older than accidentally screwing up the chip reader at trader joes.

Absolutely nothing. That’s why she’s on DWTS.

What happened to Mischa Barton that she ended up on DWTS? I know she was big on the OC and then....?

Hell, my dogs are 10 and 14 lbs., and I know better than to just let them walk to up to people.