In the interest of balance, I am going to rub a chicken with a paste of butter, garlic and smoked paprika, and roast it. I shall serve it with dumplings, Brussels sprouts, and bacon. And wash it down with wine.

Amazing, you’ve performed the first step of Kundalini meditation successfully! Keep it up!

Dude. That Brain Dust shit... 2 ounces of it costs FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS. 2 OUNCES! For $55!! For something that says it includes stevia and lion’s mane. My mind is just blown.

MAIL KIMP.

At least lentils are a recognizable food stuff I know how to cooK! Nothing she mentioned I can identify as food I have eaten

it was troubling to read. someone need to do a welfare check on this chick because it sounds like she is trying to starve herself to death.

HELP MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD THAT THEY WONT COME BACK WHAT DO I DO

Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

This article is what you (well, ha ha not you, but everyone else) calls “tongue in cheek”.

I mean...good for her if this is working for her. But it seems pretty freaking disordered to me. I mean...none of this stuff is delicious, maybe with the exception of the zucchini noodles.

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.”

Ooooookay guys.

I’ve read all of her recording contacts, and it was fascinating to see how they changed as she was able to gain control over her career. I can’t say more due to confidentiality.

That was a buttdial from Jay. I’m still pissed that Att charged me for a 6 minute butt dial back in ‘99. They used to charge you the moment a number is dialed even if the call didn’t actually connect. The phone could keep ringing for all that thing without a pickup and att would bill for that time.

That the trial was shoddy matters the most. Sorry to sound cliché but when it comes to the law, we cannot allow the ends to justify the means. I am also sorry for Hae’s family but even if Adnan is guilty, he deserves a trial fairer than the one he got, especially since our understanding of technology has changed in…

After listening to the Undisclosed podcast, I am much less convinced that he’s guilty. I mean he still could be for all I know, but the prosecutors and detectives did so many shady things that weren’t even revealed in Serial. It is easy to see that they weren’t after the truth, they were after a closed case.

If you are a couple traveling together, do not take the window and aisle and force a stranger to sit between you. If you do, act like you’re strangers and don’t talk/hand things over the person in the middle. Sincerly, last flight was a nightmare.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

ALL of these rules, but especially this: