Damn that contouring. Like this dude:

Once you leave, where do you plan on going?

I have two large dogs. Fine off lease, asshole on lease. Anyways I let them off where I can, but I keep a close eye on them. But when they are on lease they are crazy dogs who don’t like anything near us. But people constantly let their dogs come up or run at us, like no big deal. One lady at the park just glanced…

I foolishly thought Facebook comments would be more civil. You know, mostly your full name is used, and what you say can be broadcasted to all your friends (This person commented on this). Nope, people are just as crazy on Facebook as anywhere else.

I'm wholeheartedly convinced a large part of the population have no idea what free speech is.

100% of me giving candy is seeing kid’s happy faces. I couldn’t care less where they where they come from. Also, “neighborhood kids,” can be assholes just like “our kids.”

This is the first time I’ve heard of next door. I looked it up, while I assume well intentioned, I imagine it can become a cesspool.

Well, if you don’t care about data usage or on wifi the video is up on YouTube!

No one I know, that is “anti-Beyoncé,” is completely racist, in my opinion. However... The same people that think formation is anti- police (which it’s not), or black panthers are like the KKK (which it’s not, until the New Black Panthers Party), are also the same people that defend the confederate flag. I would…

What?! I have never heard of that shut in my life. Thanks for the heads up. Yikes.

I don’t understand why no tomatoes? Too much sugar? It's a fruit? What's wrong with eggplants and peppers?

You are correct about the trends. I think the short severe haircuts is creeping in! And for the most part it looks great I think.

Haha! It was quite jarring to see what I wrote in such large letters! But you are correct, with her and all of pop culture really these days! (Though I admit I’m a fan of Ariana Grande).

Well, black walls can be done very nicely! Aka Jenna Lyons old room:

Makeup talk for a second here. I’m not fucking liking this overdrawn, matte lip trend that’s going on right now. I blame Kylie and her damn lip kits. First, lining your lips, that’s fine... But some girls are taking it a bit far coupled with injections. It’s like the too big boob trend of early 00's. Second, we have…

I hate those. And I hate getting them at weddings. I always fucking eat them though, because the food is taking too long. Or there's a long ass lull somewhere.

Grammar is cool these days!

Yep, I'm totally sweet > savory pie. Though I love both.

Hahaha! It was supposed to be “biggest let down.” But I suppose if you said it fast enough it would make sense.

Don’t forget Obama’s FEMA coffins and his ban of all guns.