Military training, if successfully completed, lends to a physical sense of competence that superheroes absolutely should have. Being able to take that for granted will absolutely help her play a good Wonder Woman, as opposed to Lois Lane.

Ugh. You have a Black Widow who can "act" but can't act badass. Is that sufficient, or is there more to being a superhero?

Yeah, I got into that—pointing out natural black gingers. Sometimes that helps people express their real problem.

Wilson's Leather. They're extra handy if you have a tablet, because it will carry most ten inch

You have a very different internal thermostat from mine. It was cardigan weather for me this morning before the sun rose fully.

Just big enough for a 10.1" tablet—does that violate the rules?

I'm clearly lazy, is what I am. But is there a rule that if you don't spell it right you can't wear it? This is all so very complex. Which is the greater faux pas—over/underdressing or wearing what you are too lazy to type correctly?

Do *not* speak ill of my leather backpack.

What a perfect ruination of a pretty snazzy bag.

I live in LA, and about 1/5 of my hanging space is coats and jackets. Two never get worn here—the goosedown and the Russian Army overcoat, but the handy thing about LA is that most of the year the nights are chilly or you're near enough the ocean to be caught in constant wind...I get much more variety out of my coat…

You clearly don't have the right ballgowns.

You'll never have sex again—you'll just get read over and over.

There's not a rational doctor in the world that would object to that amount of radiation exposure. It's on the level of the background exposure you get anyway, and you can do much more than double or triple that without risking growing a second head.

They're just pictures. They can't come of out the screen and get you.

Have you ever had an X-Ray?

Why the space suits, then? Standard practice?

This is the internet. You really think no one called him out for he thought

I saw J Lo in traffic a few years ago, and I could not not stare—she looked airbrushed and lit and all those things you assume about celeb photos just sitting there in the passenger seat. She was gorgeous.

Naked butt shot in Conan, and Red Road isn't a bad series.

Colton Haynes is, as memory serves, a double blackface offender. So don't be surprised you feel dirty, just don't feel old.