But what happens if a human gets infected????

Did you click through? Stumble on the broken link? Clear that up go to a pretty damned solid sales presentation for why you should sign up for their stuff because everyone in the world sucks? The two screens of "who you need to be to be as cool as we are"? The tiny pictures and continuing lack of video?

Eisner's Captain America is ... touché.

It makes sense if the object they're defending isn't themselves. Self-sacrifice for a "greater good" isn't all that rare.

I'm not sure to whom those rules apply. If someone attacks me and I fear for my life, I am not required to hit them with a stick before I pull a gun. I get to defend myself with lethal force the minute I feel my life is in jeopardy. I'm not going to wait and move up an escalating scale of weapons at the top of which…

I justified it with my bonus from work, but within a couple of days I knew—I needed to have this in my kitchen forever. I mean, if it broke, I'd do what it took to get another. I still use a basket filter for tea at work, but it's nowhere near as good or as handy as with this.

Isn't underground Montreal bigger? I mean, not a single mall, but there are multiple malls connected by walkable underground connections, taking you from the university and right downtown out a few metro stops wide. You can live, eat, shop, worship, see movies, and never have to go outside.

Have you seen it yet? I'm confused.

I guess I kinda glossed over the part where me hitting someone is supposed to drastically change their behaviour. In case it didn't come through between the lines, consider this revelation of getting them to act differently, way differently as one of my primary motives.

But that is how sex, works, right?

You've got to *see* the change you want to live, understand?

They don't attack, though. They keep going to Hull and getting plastered.

I make my tea with this, and it'd bloody fucking awesome. I easily drink 3x the amount of tea I used to. I can have it steeped precisely at the correct temperatures as soon as I stumble into the kitchen, and keep a pot at the right temperature for an hour, but without further steeping the leaves.

AKA All the people who Give presentations at my Place of work?

I apologise for asking if you still beat your wife. There's no need for you to answer any questions about your history of domestic violence.

>it's a small price to pay for putting an end to endless key searches and leaving the house without your wallet

Well, thank god it's only 1000% then! I mean, if it had been 5000% that would really start to suck.

Men and women tend to have different peeing habits. There's a reason you only hear the horror stories of this happening to men, because (most, Western) women aren't acculturated to pissing in rivers in the same way.

My biggest "I don't get it" about fighting convention is the "no nut shot" rule.

You have to take initiative after the world ends, you know? Don't just sit back and let things happen! Make them.