My migraines are at the point where I was pissed off that my doctor wouldn't sign me up for the heart surgery study. He looked at me and said "Heart surgery?"

That's not where it goes, silly Apple!

I'm sure if she'd just put out, it would fix everything.

Is she not being pretty enough for you? Is there anything else she can do to make up for it? Makeup, maybe? Push up bra? How can this be redressed???

I think the apex of "Fuck, you went all out" has to be the synthesiser with recorder from a few weeks back. Way too fancy shit for me to make head or tails of, but that pretty much applies to 95% of Google's efforts.

Literally? Really?

I think the fact that Ghost technically fits the mandate of IO9 is something best ignored....

Google "askew"....

Do you have citations for the processed sugar prescriptions?

Where did that information come from?

I love the ones where it's clear the children are the most expensive prop ever.

I'm surprised that they seem to have deleted the post. Back when they were misreporting the Jason Russell breakdown (they kept insisting drugs when everyone else was saying breakdown), they just kept the incorrect posts up and stuck to their guns for the rest of the reporting cycle.

I remember them riding in all the vehicles back towards the ship when the storm was coming.

What's the coding/symbology that makes this an engagement ring and not just a ring ring?

I'll take it!

God, I can't believe I'm actually having this internal argument, and I really can't believe I lost.

How is House Little not "Omar is coming"? It's so on the nose. It's the nosiest.

>most of us were expecting Prometheus to be a work of genius

Since everyone is busting out the YA, I thought I'd mention this. Cold Kiss by Amy Garvey centers on a teenaged girl who's discovered she has the power to manipulate the world around her, but isn't getting any guidance in learning when and how. Her boyfriend dies in a car accident, and in her grief she goes far…

Given how much he bent the powers here, I think it's a really short distance to a group of people I would not recognise at all. It's not like I know any of them from anywhere, and I've got a couple decades of X-Men reading under my belt. Those are not my peeps.