It's true. Throughout history, no man (right, ALWAYS?) without a six pack of abs and a full head of hair has ever gotten married. No guy who's decent and sweet has ever been in a relationship.

Bundt cake covered entirely in a ganache glaze. My eyes cross at the same time as the roll back in my head.

Oh, you're definitely more likely to find a bundt pan in my kitchen than a beer can. That's what's free for me. I don't have a frying pan that goes in the oven either. But multiple bundt pans (metal and silicone).

I think you can get an all-inclusive in Jamaica for that—nude beaches and weddings included in the price aren't that hard to come by.

Just look at that!

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Or stuck his super peen into it.

He super-lies to us for our own good. Super-justified.

Did all the music from before Britney fall off your iPod?

That can be time consuming.

I'm assuming you don't watch TV (because Two and a Half Men exists) nor read books (because 50 Shades of Grey exists). Movies are out, because Adam Sandler acts.

The *second* word in the article is "Japanese" and you decide to run with Chinese? Seriously?

Most of the explicit fanfic I read isn't YA...was this targeted at teen fandom?

I'm pretty sure some well-intentioned attempts to fix it could mess up a few things. I'd start by scattering the parts I couldn't melt down to the wind.

As an non-American who writes for in and around American sites, I also don't tell you warm it will be today in Centrigrade or how many metres away the shop is, It's the audience, not my education that counts it.

"Tan" is a colour, "tanned" is a state. Tanned, my mother is my skin colour, and tanned I'm my sister's skin colour, and my father tanned is a deeper shade of chocolate. It's a pretty crap descriptor for black people you don't already know, but for white people has a bit more clarity to it, although no definitive…

IO9 moved from its San Francisco base? When did that happen?

Okay, if 50 Shades is YA, I can see why people were agonising about it in libraries.

What do Italians and Spaniards have to do with being tanned? I mean, I visualised him as Californian, because of the whole sun thing, but that doesn't rule out...anyone.

I have to admit my visualisation of Finnick is noticeably tanned, so Jesse doesn't work because we don't know if he's tanned or not. It's easier to guess with a white guy.