Well, Clarkson sure went full retard when he punched a producer in the face.

As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

It’s like you’ve never even seen Russian dash cam videos.

In Soviet Russia, fuel combust car.

I’ve heard she can work a stick like a pro.

Even the red mustang approaching in the opposite lane was wth??! That’s my job.

Bimmerang

They’re simply too brash, they have zero elegance. I see a guy roll up in a yellow Camaro SS and douche nozzle is all I can think. Young professionals don’t want that image.

Idiot.

All that said, one failure (which they did fix) in a sea of amazing VQs, SRs, and VGs

The non-turbo Z32 has 222 HP and 198 lb-ft of torque. It weighs 3,300 pounds and costs $30,825. The Corvette has 375 HP and 370 lb-ft of torque. It weighs 3,200 pounds and costs $33,600. Besides the small difference in price, why would you choose the Nissan?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Was the truck being driven by Vladimir Pootin?

So was her Mustang in the body shop?

That’s some really shitty traffic.

This is the sort of terrible mistake I’d make. It reminds me a bit of my first marriage. Thank goodness I’m committed elsewhere.

UPDATE: The entire Russian equestrian team has been disqualified as genetic testing shows the horses are actually teacup chihuahuas.

I understand the gist of this story, but I think you’re just a smart fool.