As a penis owner, I fail to understand how one can actually pleasure oneself using a piece of cheap old corroded metal covered in road grime and carbon deposits without reducing one’s gentleman sausage to a lacerated, profusely bleeding mess. While maintaining an erection.

It’s like you’ve never even seen Russian dash cam videos.

In Soviet Russia, fuel combust car.

I’ve heard she can work a stick like a pro.

Even the red mustang approaching in the opposite lane was wth??! That’s my job.

Bimmerang

They’re simply too brash, they have zero elegance. I see a guy roll up in a yellow Camaro SS and douche nozzle is all I can think. Young professionals don’t want that image.

Idiot.

All that said, one failure (which they did fix) in a sea of amazing VQs, SRs, and VGs

The non-turbo Z32 has 222 HP and 198 lb-ft of torque. It weighs 3,300 pounds and costs $30,825. The Corvette has 375 HP and 370 lb-ft of torque. It weighs 3,200 pounds and costs $33,600. Besides the small difference in price, why would you choose the Nissan?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

So was her Mustang in the body shop?

This is the sort of terrible mistake I’d make. It reminds me a bit of my first marriage. Thank goodness I’m committed elsewhere.

To be fair, a lot of Chinese things built without a set of Western-sourced blueprints look “Extremely Shoddy Up Close”.

Mystery solved:

It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

UPDATE: The entire Russian equestrian team has been disqualified as genetic testing shows the horses are actually teacup chihuahuas.

I understand the gist of this story, but I think you’re just a smart fool.