Whoa, your post about driving a Jegguar was totally uneggspected.

I want the Exelero to be parked right next to my Canyonero. I also want windshield washer canister to be made out of unobtanium and to be filled with baby seal tears.

I don’t know about you but to me “runflat” means I run away from this car and flat-out refuse to buy it.

There you go again, using logic when speaking to a bunch of BMW fanboys.

She was just trying to esspresso self and ended up feeling pretty frappy so she was venti-ing to a grande tall barista who ended up teabagging her and when he was done she said "thanks a latte".

You’d be lucky if they don’t use exhaust from a Lincoln that makes the sound of Matthew McConaughey drowning in a pool.

Do you have to be secretly in love with BMW?

My whole life I thought the key to success is to not give a shit, turns out it's to not take a shit.

I wonder how much extra $ would Elvis seat farts add to the value of the car.

Swimming pool dumpster should be on Philadelphia city crest. Just add crossed cheesesteaks underneath and it describes Philly perfectly.

Motorsports derived? Lol. S54 is actually derived from grandma grocery getting 320i. In addition to stamping “M3" on every part they should consider stamping “motorsports derived” on all parts too, idiots like you would love it and would pay even more $$. And you obviously know nothing about engines if you think VQ is…

That’s cool but VQ doesn’t require any maintenance, just put oil into it and change spark plugs every 100k. That’s called reliable, in case you weren't sure what the word means.

I don’t know, VQ37VHR is a pretty awesome engine, A LOT more reliable, similar power and it costs less. You would have to be a blind and deaf fanboy to pick S54 over it.

Now do the test to see which of the M cars blows the engine first and which one is the first one to be towed away.

Lets be honest, this was a knock-off of a G37 coupe. They even said so on their site by claiming that G37 coupe was their target competitor. They copied everything from nearly identical engine size to the badge that reads 380GT after Skyline 370GT but the Genesis logo they copied from Bentley for some reason. I’m not…

GLA is the ugliest Mercedes ever, this Q30 looks much better than the car it's based on.

That's what Germans do when they nickel and dime you for options that come standard on a 18k Kia. Infiniti doesn't do that, you can't even get cloth seats in Infiniti, it's all either regular leather seats or super-duper sport leather seats.

I don't know if you are joking or just retarded because VQ dual mass flywheel is 30 lbs while N54 dual mass flywheel is like 28 lbs. Holy shit, what a difference!!!

Just buy an Infiniti, traditionally it has been 95-105% of BMW performance for 75% of the cost and 171020912% more reliability. It remains to be seen if new twin turbo VR engines will be as reliable as old VQ.

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