There you go again, using logic when speaking to a bunch of BMW fanboys.

She was just trying to esspresso self and ended up feeling pretty frappy so she was venti-ing to a grande tall barista who ended up teabagging her and when he was done she said "thanks a latte".

You’d be lucky if they don’t use exhaust from a Lincoln that makes the sound of Matthew McConaughey drowning in a pool.

Do you have to be secretly in love with BMW?

I wonder how much extra $ would Elvis seat farts add to the value of the car.

Swimming pool dumpster should be on Philadelphia city crest. Just add crossed cheesesteaks underneath and it describes Philly perfectly.

Motorsports derived? Lol. S54 is actually derived from grandma grocery getting 320i. In addition to stamping “M3" on every part they should consider stamping “motorsports derived” on all parts too, idiots like you would love it and would pay even more $$. And you obviously know nothing about engines if you think VQ is…

That’s cool but VQ doesn’t require any maintenance, just put oil into it and change spark plugs every 100k. That’s called reliable, in case you weren't sure what the word means.

I don’t know, VQ37VHR is a pretty awesome engine, A LOT more reliable, similar power and it costs less. You would have to be a blind and deaf fanboy to pick S54 over it.

Now do the test to see which of the M cars blows the engine first and which one is the first one to be towed away.

Lets be honest, this was a knock-off of a G37 coupe. They even said so on their site by claiming that G37 coupe was their target competitor. They copied everything from nearly identical engine size to the badge that reads 380GT after Skyline 370GT but the Genesis logo they copied from Bentley for some reason. I’m not…

GLA is the ugliest Mercedes ever, this Q30 looks much better than the car it's based on.

That's what Germans do when they nickel and dime you for options that come standard on a 18k Kia. Infiniti doesn't do that, you can't even get cloth seats in Infiniti, it's all either regular leather seats or super-duper sport leather seats.

I don't know if you are joking or just retarded because VQ dual mass flywheel is 30 lbs while N54 dual mass flywheel is like 28 lbs. Holy shit, what a difference!!!

Just buy an Infiniti, traditionally it has been 95-105% of BMW performance for 75% of the cost and 171020912% more reliability. It remains to be seen if new twin turbo VR engines will be as reliable as old VQ.

This bumper is Grrreat! - said the tiger who is likely named Tony.

Ok a true statement here would be something like: 10 year old G35 is about as fast as top of the line brand new accord. Because G35 coupe replacement is Q60 and rs400 should be a high 12 second car.

They are taking a page from Lexus where they make a shitload of money by selling rebadged Camry of various shapes and sizes with a few high end cars sprinkled in just for shits and giggles. But when Infiniti had a full lineup of strictly infiniti designs with no badge engineering, they were not doing so well…

Lets be honest, this thread will contain a bunch of whining about how G37 was a better name than Q60 and how hard it is to remember a single letter. There will be some German auto enthusiasts, (I mean snobs) posting about how this car is not fit to lick the boots of their gestapo-inspired turbocharged hitlerwagens.…

I suggested that this car was just a G35 with a very elaborate body kit on a facebook group and a ton of Puerto Rican dudes lost their shit and sent me all kinds of nasty personal messages about the way I look and how shitty and fake my car is and how this purple prop car is the best thing in the world. It was…