I get a few of these things a week and they are all over the place confused about what car I actually own as between my wife and I we've owned about 5 cars over the last 5 years. The smarter ones call and they know where you bought your car and they make it sound like they represent that dealer even though I never…

Wow that’s a lot of problems. Does "S" stand for the sucking sound your wallet makes when you buy an S Class?

BMW reliability and Toyota performance, what could possibly go wrong?

If someone wanted to frame Russians that’s exactly what they would do. I’m not saying they didn’t do it but the who “hastily deleted messages in cyrillic” thing smells like BS.

I'm not saying it wasn't Russians but lets be honest, they are so easy to blame. If you wanted to cover something up, all you need is to just say the Russians did it, no further questions will be asked.

Why stop there then, why not go all the way back to the real analog cars, when they had to be cranked by hand? Now those things are not playstations at all.

That's outside of the box answer. If you want to be like everyone else then you would get this 340, one of the other Germans like c450 or s4 or something like 400hp Q50 or is350. Personally I think none of these cars are particularly exciting but if you must keep up the pretense of driving something sporty then by all…

I would spend 55k on a serious sports car without worrying about warranty or it being new as it will see 2000 miles a year tops. And 5k on a daily beater. But that’s me, for those who would like to still get the 340, why not get 320 instead and save a ton of cash, it’s just as underwhelming for a lot less $.

R34 is vastly better if you enjoy driving. R35 is great if you like videogames.

I don’t understand the logic of getting this pseudoluxury landbarge with horrible steering, ok performance and worst reliability in the business for an outrageous 60k and pretending like you are in a sports car. Just get a real sports car if that's what you want, car seat or not. I used to pull up to our local daycare…

I agree, as long as it automatically shifts into park if you shut off the car. Otherwise you might be the next Anton Yeltchin.

You know you can always do the work yourself. You can even build the Prius yourself if you think the price is such a rip-off, I’m sure you are smarter and have better engineering skills than all of those overpaid Toyota engineers, right?

You don't have to be gentle to the cars you test but when you keep breaking them - something might be wrong with you and not the car.

This car can cure the worst case of constipation, if one drives by you with WOT at 200mph, you will crap your pants.

Actually s guy is pretty smart, you see in Russia you normally pay taxes on any foreign-assembled car when you buy it, and the tax is directly related to the engine displacement. So a nice 5.7 liter Lexus might end up costing double if not triple the normal amount. But not so with Tesla, I doubt Russia's tax laws have…

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Too many words in the title, you can shorten to just "Hyundai is silly".

If you think Stephen Colbert is "left wing", you must consider Nazis a moderate party.

That's what happens when your head is stuck too far up your Assad.

Stop blowing my cover you bloody wanker.