That's what happens when your head is stuck too far up your Assad.

Stop blowing my cover you bloody wanker.

I like their crazy Australian logic, but here's mine: a little drifting never killed anyone, people don't die from drifting but from a sudden deceleration when they hit a large object such as a concrete wall so lets just ban all the walls.

I’m at a loss why these types of “cars” are so popular, they are never designed from a ground up but are rather modified versions of passenger cars, they are not very roomy when comparing to the cars they are derived from: sometimes they actually have less room, they have horrible handling due to being FWD with all…

If you look real closely you can find Nissan logos on GLA. Welcome to the 21st century, we have this thing now it's called globalization, you should totally check it out.

So when you say go with the original, you mean go and buy Mercedes Benz with Nissan engine in it?

Who needs tail lights when you are not going to show them to anyone in a race ever.

Very impressive numbers Chevy, it took many mods and practice runs for me to run low 12 second quarter miles and yet any idiot can walk into Chevy dealership and drive away with a 12 second car without doing a thing or even spending much money, that's impressive

I just came from a trip to Canada where Tim Hortons is on every corner. On the way back home I made a rest stop in upstate New York and in an area where you can see 6 different fast food places from one intersection, the only one with a huge line was Tim Hortons. All other places had 0 people waiting in line. I think…

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I don’t think you get it. It's like playing the guitar vs listening a recording of a professional guitarist. Listening to a recording is much easier and any idiot can do it but it's NOT the same thing.

Is this why UK left the EU? Couldn’t tolerate one more week of the red belt buckle oppression.

I've never watched this show, is it worth getting FIOS BBC-whatever channel package it runs on or should I just watch it online or is it a complete waste of time?

In Soviet Russia, the car drives you! (to the vodka store) Na zdorovie!

236 people tried to kill me by driving in my general direction just today, can I take a dump in my pants and just shoot them all like a cop or should I attempt to use just a little bit of judgment and common sense?

Why you looking at me bro, I'm just in a hurry to meet my 72 virgins.

So it costs 70-150k more than Alfa (depending on options) to be 1 sec faster around the track? Sounds like Panamera is a huge waste of money, just get Alfa and throw a mild tune on it or a set of stickier tires.

Breaking News: US highways are full of morons who drive too slow in the first lane while towing all matter of stupid cargo which they do not secure to their shitty truck.

Sounds like they need to beef up security over there.

I bet it will go something like this: