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MOUSE HYSTERIA!

Apupcalypse!

There are also personality/behavior differences between breeds. Some are more "talkative," like Siamese, and there's definitely a tabby cat personality (like playing fetch). I mean, the differences are pretty subtle compared to dog breeds, but they're not nonexistent.

Dogs and cats, showing together!

*Jim Carrey farts*

Now I'm sad thinking that the Stormtroopers were actually pacifists who deliberately missed on purpose, while the Rebels happily slaughtered them by the thousands.

Sorry, we need something with a -quel or -boot suffix.

I love orange pudding!

Starring Soledad O'Brien

2 Sick 2 Care

Audiences are probably too jaded nowadays to really appreciate it, but seeing it for the first time on the big screen was an incredible thrill ride. The T-Rex was terrifying, to say nothing of those raptors. I haven't had an experience like that since, unfortunately.

It's almost as if — stay with me here — movies are not real life.

Everyone thinks they'll be the lone exception who's too smart/strong/lucky to be one of the chumps who gets killed. See also every geek with fantasies of living through the apocalypse.

U.S. OUT OF NORTH AMERICA

No Diksintegrations!

Don't tell him what he Willard won't do!

Go on…

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Maybe all the Trump articles are just a rope-a-dope strategy to tire out the assholes so they don't flock to articles like this.