In Tiny Train World, the #1 hit single is "Drops of Mercury."

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Irish girl!

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Hey, he said it wasn't necessary!

Nazis: to punch or not to punch? The 1930s are back!

Maybe he's sentimental and keeps the guitar because it Smells Like Bean Spirit.

It might be a hormoan imbalance.

I'm still not sure how it's legal for a five year old to get married, let alone divorced.

I agree that it's kind of ridiculous (I haven't seen La La Land so I got no dog in this fight), but I do think it's interesting to overthink the reasons why some people don't respond to a popular film. Even if the ultimate answer is "people have different tastes, duh." I guess what I'm saying is that it's really dull…

When I see discussions here about why people dislike some relatively inoffensive movie, I always recall a great zinger by (IIRC) Scott Tobias: "You don't have to be an asshole to hate Amelie, but it helps."

Shit just got unreal.

It's time for Hormel® Black Label® Bacon to get its funk on!

He's gender cleaning fluid.

She'll come around, she's just waffling.

Well I know of at least 2 girls who might be into it…

I tend to agree. He's 70 and going from a pampered billionaire's existence to one of the most demanding jobs around. Granted, he'll probably half-ass it even more than Dubya did, but it's still going to put a strain on his health.

And now I wish I did not know that.

That's not Super, Superman!