That's fine, but everyone knows Taboo IV was the best of the series!

HE'S MORE KARAOKE MACHINE NOW THAN MAN

In Soviet Russia, span sees you!

I can't wait to see this posted tomorrow in Newswire!

Mutilate a bunch of Furbys, everyone laughs. But you fuck one god damn Cabbage Patch Doll…

Dining at Olive Garden with other people who enjoy crap?

But her jacket is obscuring her boobs. Progress!

*A.V. Club commenters spend the next week feverishly analyzing every frame*

It was kind of brilliant how much they showed without actually revealing anything!

All is Lost
A Most Violent Year

We're getting a head start on the nightmare pre-apocalyptic dystopia of Artificial Intelligence? Fantastic!

Yourelookingfor. Of the Tattooine droids Yourelookingfor.

How come Krysten Ritter is the only one turned around in that second photo? I don't get it. What possible reason could there be to pose her like that? So mysterious!

Don't get them confused with the Revengers, whom they resemble!

They don't call them the de-fenders for nothing!

Not that they would ever offer such a thing, but I think a cool Blu Ray feature would be to put all of the scenes on the disc, and let you assemble your own fan edit from the various takes!

It's a Bottle Cap!

Or somewhere in the neighborhood of six women!

Thank you, but the credit should go to my boring, uneventful job!

No merde, Mycroft