A beta-cuck probably would drink O'Doul's!

I can't believe Henson left a good job in the city for this!

As a binge drinker, I would probably benefit from a device that would turn the act of opening and drinking a beer into a slow, expensive, and needlessly complicated task.

None More Dark

Blue MILF!

I have more thoughts on this but I'll just send you a text MSG.

It was so tense, you could have heard an egg drop when they heard the news.

I could never fully enjoy Stranger Things because it kept bothering me that the opening titles were all fuzzy and distressed, yet the show itself was crystal clear.

Smirnoff Ice and Eric Roberts

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Cum at me bro!

Like in a book of Exodus, "don't boil a baby goat in its mother's milk" kind of way?

I pee what you did there

Yet they're merrily shilling for Hormel® Black Label® Bacon, which is about as filthy as factory farmed food gets!

I'd have been sold if it were just a big piece of fried chicken skin!

I'm looking forward to The Americans, although the show becomes more and more over the top with each season. I mean, Russian spies using kinky sex to blackmail Americans in positions of power? *rolls eyes*

Gaiman really is insufferable, but I've enjoyed some of his stories, like American Gods, Neverwhere, and Murder Mysteries.

But a grieving Patton Oswalt should really liven up the proceedings!

I find it impossible to get excited about another pre-TOS Trek series. I couldn't get into Enterprise because it was so constrained by canon — there weren't that many ideas they could explore without violating established Trek history.

Perfect description!