But I guess the question there is… was God's Not Dead 2 just for money or an actual conviction, and if so, would she be able to reconcile playing a witch?

I currently work with a guy who's a fanatic of Jones, and he's both just as batshit nuts as you'd expect and turns every conversation into a political one, no matter how innocuous. (He frequently lectures me on my use of plastic containers in the microwave.)

I watched the pilot of that show, and I thought it was… fine. I was a little perved out at myself for thinking Cole Sprouse grew up to be a very pretty man, considering our age difference and the fact that I remember seeing him and his brother in Big Daddy in the theatre, back when I was in junior high and he was very…

I always thought she was the bright spot in "Batman Forever," and played the role of the potentially nuts psychologist with an enjoyable level of self-awareness that potentially hinted that MAYBE Schumacher's overall take on Batman didn't have to suck if he'd leaned more into the dark humor than the camp. But nooooo…

I really loved Bewitched (the show) as a kid, but I always hated that Darren was stifling her, though I did understand the secret in a sort of protective, secret identity/E.T. sort of way.

I didn't know that. It was 146 minutes of tedium and obvious plotting for me. An hour in, I thought MAYBE it as only a half hour longer? But no - it was only an hour in, and I still had an hour and a half left!

I know! And we didn't get it! :-(

[whispers] It is actually an adaptation of a comic, just not an ongoing, mainstream American superhero comic.

Ew, you liked A Cure for Wellness?

Normally my test slice at a new pizza place is pepperoni and artichoke hearts, but there's a place in my hometown that not only serves up delicious beers on tap, but offers both zucchini slices and crumbled chorizo as toppings, too. It was the first slice I had gotten there, since those ingredients were unique to…

Perhaps it was flavorless until it was too flavorful for her? It might also just be that the flavor itself registered as too intense. I know people describe certain whiskeys as "smooth," but they frequently just feel like caustic fire being put into my mouth to me.

Don't get me started on finding shirts I like only to find out it's my size, but "slim fit," and doesn't come in regular fit, and getting a size larger just looks ridiculous. That started even before I even gained weight - I've just never been "slim fit." Same with pants.

He can't be gay because she finds him so attractive, and God wouldn't do that to her! She'd like to show him "La Vida Loca," if you know what I mean…

Kim Davis. I know you're making a joke, but it's important to remember idiots so you don't engage them should the slight chance of meeting them occur. Also, there's a woman I know who is also unfortunately named Kim Davis, so the name just kinda stuck in my head.

I think you just found the only good thing group text is good for.

Or sitting on the toilet.

I bet you I'd do a better job on the second than they did on the first, even in my current state… Y'know, pantsless and downing a White Russian.

Second thoughts? Not a crime unless there's money exchanged.

[smoking pipe] Indeed.

I don't really with people I text (very few people), but I see it on Facebook quite a bit, usually followed by a string of hashtags that have more words in them than the actual "sentences" they just constructed…