What do you think the crime statistics are like in a city like that? I'm betting quite a bit of theft, disturbing the peace, and… probably sexual assault.

I would've thought it was Depends that would be reassuring old asses about pieces of shit, but sure…

Pizza Toilet: The Beginning and the End

They're useful for augmenting comments that aren't spoken out loud, or for quick responses equivalent to a thumbs up, and I kinda enjoy the game where you figure out the meaning of a string of them, but I find it ridiculous to use them as substitutes for words in the middle of a sentence.

You don't think the recognition of the very generic concept and emojis will bring in the crowds? (Honest question… Give me hope!)

I thought it was a good enough time for that moment, kinda like Snakes on a Plane, but I'll hardly be buying it or even rewatch it anytime soon…

I'm fairly certain you can cheat and be lazier more with CG than handdrawn while getting away with it. Create one model… duplicate… duplicate… duplicate… Add a hat to this one… Eyelashes and long hair to this one… Tell computer to move hand from point A to point B… Good enough!

I dunno. I kinda wish I didn't see The Boxtrolls… That was basically Laika getting a little too high on themselves and turning out a film that would only appeal to families that brag that THEY don't take their children to Disney films like you do…

I decided to rewatch Brokeback Mountain last night and completely forgot she was in that movie. I always like her, but rarely the movies she's in.

Don't do it! You'll get a virus!

Isn't that kinda like Reboot? Man, why can't we get a cool Reboot reboot?

It won't, but it'll probably make money because so many people ignore reviews Even if they ultimately dislike it, they will go see it thinking, "That's just what the snobby critics say." And the few gullible fence sitters may be convinced to go see it by their less discerning friends who tell them they loved it, too.

No no. Not their numbers. I meant their intelligence. I'm fairly certain there are plenty of parents who will genuinely enjoy this movie, just as there are plenty who adore Minions and buy Minion merchandise and share fan-made Minion memes on Facebook.

Don't try to console us with your lies!

I honestly think you overestimate a lot of the mothers who raise kids with that mentality.

I think the last time I saw it was in 8th grade, 2000-2001, and by that time, I'd already forgotten about it until it was brought to my attention again, but I know I saw it quite a bit when I was much younger.

I haven't seen Rikki-Tikki-Tavi in forever!

Witch Hazel's absolute delight in herself was always hilarious.

… well, I laughed.

I saw it last year in the theatre during a classic movie night, and I had to shut up two kids who were goofing off and making out right next to me as people died in horrific ways in a depiction of true events.