Typically they lose game checks, which I think would fall under non-guaranteed.

It’s worth mentioning that he’s a huge coward when it comes to stuff like this. He’ll talk tough when they’re not around, but he folds in direct conversation (see: May, Theresa).

Okay, I haven’t seen the whole series yet, but does she snap any necks? That may be a disqualifying omission on her résumé.

Don’t most people have Nazi flags just lying around, gathering dust?

Well, it’s like those people who call all sodas “Coke”. It’s just her generic go-to slur.

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Man, I settled down as soon as I found a planet that didn’t have radioactive death-storms every five minutes. Even the nice looking planets have “Superheated rain storms”. Having a world where you don’t have to run for cover all the time definitely changes the experience.

If you haven’t read Prince of Cats you need to remedy that. It is terrific.

That’s a different set of British schoolkids. No conch for you.

Why your team sucks: your best quarterback was Brian Hoyer (still the only QB of the Nu-Browns era with more wins than losses).

Two-time Comeback Player of the Year!

Neil C. has a bunch of good mashups. I’m pretty fond of The End and T.I.M.E.

My preferred version:

Reminds me of that video that showed up before the election, where he’s talking to some 10 year old girl, and when she walks away he says to the camera something like “In a few years I’ll be dating her!”.

I think the whole thing’s a bit much, but I will say he hasn’t completely gotten past this. Like a lot of people, the “green whore” bit from GotG stuck out as a bad decision to me. You’ve established that a character can’t understand metaphor, but then he breaks out of that to call your main female character a…

I believe the garlic sauce plays a role. I know some people who are “meh” on the pizza, but love the sauce.

Eh, but “hate crime” becomes too vague, since they then turn cops into a protected class. Some areas notwithstanding, you can’t usually put the police under an ethnicity.

The only inflammatory part is the suggestion that Republicans are people.

Well, that’s assuming the cops involved aren’t just hardcore MAGA-idiots, with no understanding of optics.

Question: how many Dershowitz stories has Kinja run about this? Is it approaching the number of stories NYT ran?